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chipping the wood 

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure
man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''
chipping the wood by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

wood chopping

To smoke an irregularly mammoth marijuana cigarette in a very quick manner.
Alfonserelli Salamanderous, this is not a wood chopping contest. Pass that hooter to Fez!

chopping wood 

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job
Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.
chopping wood by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

Chippin wood in the hood 

Someone who sucks everyone’s dick in the hood. Will answer to “woodchuck or beaver” if called upon. These creatures usually have an std that goes unnoticed. They do it for free, because they know you’ll need money to pay for antibiotics.
Tosha was chippin wood in the hood yesterday. I knew it was her because I saw her ‘92 Suzuki Tracker parked on the corner. She will suck dick 24/7 if she could.

keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep “CHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent
Dale: “I’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: “You can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: “YOU’RE RIGHT!”

Chopping Wood 

Chopping Wood by Lesa Nelson November 25, 2015