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Slowest mf on earth. Don't trust him if he is going to take 5 minutes to tale food..... it will take 335 light years.
Example:

Son- Where have you been for the last 8 years??
Father- Sorry son, I went to make some slomi sandwiches.
Son- You are such a Woldat.
Woldat by Woldat March 21, 2020
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wollaton 

an area in nottingham. Known for low crime rate although home to several crews the most noticable being Wollaton Crew or WC and high levels of drug dealing and usage. Also home to wollaton park a popular spot to smoke weed.
Jim: Wanna go down wollaton tonight and smash posh peoples windows.
Ed: nah blud, havent got the bus fare
wollaton by brap-brap August 14, 2006
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The way you phrase thingd
Dont judge my wordation
Wordation by blush_ii June 15, 2021

Wolatility 

Otherwise known as "volatility", this is typically heard in US-based graduate schools from certain international students.
What is the wolatility of that stock?
Wolatility by cmuguy11 January 29, 2009

wordature 

Using a complete name as description instead of a more commonly used term. Often used by technical support persons.
"When I called tech support the rep used so much wordature I was overwhelmed with terminology."

"The email client I use is Microsoft Outlook 2003." instead of "I use Outlook for email."
wordature by David Doucette January 8, 2009

Wollaton 

wollaton is a place in nottingham, its a quiet place with a low crime rate and is generally homed to posh people, however unfortunately home to some homosexual sword fighting "crew" called the "Wollaton Crew" which is presumably run by 14 year old roadmen who are struggling to express their true homo sexuality.

Just to make things worse "wollaton crew" liked to be called "WC", which is also short for the shitter, that says a lot about there poncey crew.
Charles: Hey Boris! want to go to Wollaton and do some fishing!

Boris: sorry sir! the WC gang are down at wollaton with their adult toys!

Charles: 0_0 not again Boris.
Wollaton by ha_cry_bik June 19, 2018

wildatheart 

Aussie filth from aussie land
you wildathearting again
are you being a fooker again
wildatheart by guess December 22, 2003
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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