A marathon (endurance test) like
party in suburban
Melbourne, Australia. A 'wogathon' generally lasts 5 to 6 hours and occurs when wogs have no rave to go to on a Saturday/Sunday night.
So instead of going and taking party
drugs and dancing in an abandoned warehouse in south
Melbourne, wogs assemble at their mother'
s house and are served fruits and drink a lot of ouzo.
the older men play backgammon and are waited on by the women..
generally no women under 60 attend wogathons
if invited to a wogathon, dress accordingly: adidas trackpants (they're obviously NOT just for sport) and a tight shirt, regardless of your physique.. although, generally male wogs are buff
if you are a female accompanying your cousin, i.e bf, wear
black stretchy leggings and a top...
basically for both genders, you want to look as inappropriate as possible, and as though you should be going to the gym rather than actually going out..
wog 1: "Oi bro, wats goin' on dis weekend?"
wog 2: "well, i got my cuz's wedding on"
wog 1: "ooh bro, is that the hot one?"
wog 2: "yeh mate, she's a sick
bitch."
wog 1: "too bad bro, you could have come to my wogathon tomo night."
wog 2: "ohh shit bro, that sucks"
it's a sat arvo in oakleigh. 3 wogs are sitting around a table eating souvlaki from their
uncle's shop
1 - "ey bro, wat we doin' tonight?"
2 - "well the rave got
busted for drugs"
1 - "wogathon..?" (he's proposing an idea
2 - "oi bro, great idea.. let's call all our fully
sick relatives"
