guess's definitions

Fusionrift.com

My site, and it's good. Assholes.

We have things

by Guess August 18, 2003

gelert

A very confused reindeer, no wonder they are confused, considering what James does to them.

The gelert tried to escape as James attempted to do unspeakable things to it

by guess February 13, 2005

Honkymuma

a feeling you get when you really need the crapper, or when you have an increased amount of tension building up in your abdomen.also known scientifically as gastric friction.

"Rose, are you o.k in there?"
"Yeah, nearly done...honkymuma..."

by guess April 10, 2003

smoosh

to ejaculate on someone's face

smoosh me please thanks

by Guess June 19, 2006

337

The number tied to the Clandestine mystery from the band AFI. No one really knows what it means, except that it appeared all throughout their "Clandestine" video and there are said to be hints all through their last album, Sing the Sorrow. See 336.

Dude, I just discovered the answer to the 337 mystery!

by Guess June 27, 2006

Fiiiiine monkey

often seen on the tennis court and enjoys a good skanking.enjoys stealing and throwing fruit....especially oranges and..ahem..bananas.

John Porter

by guess April 10, 2003

gubernatorial

the way Ahhnold pronounces Governer; pigs elected by idiots.

"Ahhl bee bawk to rehpruhzent de stayte o Galivornia in de Goobernatorial 'leckshuns."

by Guess September 22, 2003