fooker

The nice way to call someone a fucker.

"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

fooker

A polite way amongst friends to call each other a fucker.

sup fooker

by ^iX^HyPeR June 16, 2003

fooker

A way to call the guy who just fragged you a fucker without getting booted from the server for adult language.

Hey fooker! MotherFooker! you dod gamn futher mucking bon of a sitch! Quit camping the control point!

by GutterWhore July 28, 2004

fooker

(noun) "a fake hooker"; a woman who walks the streets looking for "clients" but is not associated with a pimp, ultimately just making her a whore

Rachel is such a fooker; She doesn't care if she makes money, she just wants to have sex.

by Coralex April 18, 2011

Fooker

One who is addicted to updating Facebook to a point in which reality is supplanted with the online social network website.

My sister sits in front of the computer 16 out of 24 hours a day updating her Facebook status, so I call her a fooker.

by PsychologicalNinja August 16, 2009

fooker

Face Book Hooker

Your girlfriend is such a fooker, I see her on there all the time

by joey the jew November 22, 2009

fooker

someone whos a skank ... the words fuck and hooker together

check out that fooker... shes so slutty

by coffee is icky June 16, 2004