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A niche microcelebrity you wouldn't know about. Really controversial.
Person 1: GILW (God I Love Woezel)

Person 2: Don't say that, its really offensive.
Woezel by TylerFan404 August 10, 2022
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alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.
I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!
alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008
Related Words
Woezel Worzel weezel wiezel weezel dick wezel woefels woesel Wonzel woozeld

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.
Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!
stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008
Something really cool and/or amazing
"What a great movie that was bro!"
"I know right I'm woozeld"
woozeld by Omelette February 23, 2017

National wozzels day 

National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.
Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year

Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia

Worzel Cumidge 

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
Worzel Cumidge by pruneface69 November 14, 2010
Worzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who follow Portsmouth football club. They talk like straw-chewing farmers and dress like scarecrows to imitate their hero, Worzel Gummidge. Other football fans feel sorry for them and view them as harmless simpletons.
2 Worzels overheard at Fratton Park: "Us Worzels is right dinlos, in't we, Jed? Ooohhh arrr!
Worzel by Worzelkiller May 3, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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