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alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.
I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!
alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008
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stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.
Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!
stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008
"What a great movie that was bro!"
"I know right I'm woozeld"
woozeld by Omelette February 23, 2017

National wozzels day 

National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.
Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year

Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia

Worzel Cumidge 

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.
I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.
Worzel Cumidge by pruneface69 November 14, 2010
Worzels are the little bunch of country bumpkins who follow Portsmouth football club. They talk like straw-chewing farmers and dress like scarecrows to imitate their hero, Worzel Gummidge. Other football fans feel sorry for them and view them as harmless simpletons.
2 Worzels overheard at Fratton Park: "Us Worzels is right dinlos, in't we, Jed? Ooohhh arrr!
Worzel by Worzelkiller May 3, 2008