wiezel 

Yulins second name

Yulin Wiezel is the baddest bleep and her bstfr is a bad bitty. Yktv, k bye.

wiezel by whatyouwant_cake? September 10, 2020

Wiezel 

A true venmo rat. Someone whose always asking for it sending cash requests on venmo, cash app, etc for no reason

“Hey send me a stack on cash app?”
“For what? Man the wiezel is out again!”

Wiezel by Freddeh Claus June 11, 2021

Wiegeled 

Wiegeled (pronounced wiggled) is a term I use to indicate a picture of an animal, usually a bird, that I have modified by adding stick arms or legs that are mostly posted on facebook or twitter. I started using it as a hash tag #wiegeled, but lately it is coming back to me as a verb. The main facebook groups I current have over 50k members & the pictures have now been shared all over the place.

"Hey did you see that your crow pictured got wiegeled?" "Hey Chris, I think I have a bird that needs to be wiegeled"

Wiegeled by Noah Reason January 30, 2020

alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.

I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!

alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

stock weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

stinky wizzelteets 

Creater of the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song, off of Ren & Stimpy

Hello boys and girls, this is your old pal stinky wizzelteets, this is a song about a whale....NO! This is a song aobut being happy! Thats right! It's the Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy song!

stinky wizzelteets by Squirrelygod August 23, 2005

Witzelsucht 

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

Witzelsucht by thdude21619 August 3, 2016