Wonzel

One who sniffs ladies' bicycle saddles in search of traces of minge.

Everyone knows that Tom is a wonzel.

Wonzel by Naughty Daddy December 14, 2016

wenzeled

1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.

"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"

wenzeled by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

Wonel 

A term that can be used to define an act of great valor or disappointment. Can ultimately double as a compliment or an insult.

Jeez, that guy is such a wonel. Yeah, he had no reason to be so mean.

You won the game, son! I'm proud of you, you wonel!

Wonel by Woc Donel July 5, 2011

woozeld

Something really cool and/or amazing

"What a great movie that was bro!"
"I know right I'm woozeld"

woozeld by Omelette February 23, 2017

wenzel 

A famous sandwich originating from Alpha Delta in New Haven, CT. On face value it's a buffalo chicken sub with lettuce and tomato, melted cheese, mayonnaise, and doused with hot sauce, but it's actually SO much more. See the article, "Wenzel ’04: The athlete, the legend, the sandwich" in the Yale Daily News. Some consider it mandatory to have at least one per week, preferably towards the end of nights of drinking and debauchery.

Example 1:

Awesome college dude (ACD) #1: Tonight's going to be epic.
ACD #2: Wenzels later?
ACD #1: That goes without saying.

Example 2:

ACD #1: I think tonight should end with a wenzel.
ACD #2: Clearly we're on the same page.

wenzel by wenzelguy June 17, 2009

wongelawit 

Wongelawit is a beautiful girl. She's enthusiastic and finds comfort in her fashionable hoodies. She loves her friends as much as she's supportive of them, and she's a HUGE marvel fan. Whenever she comes to see you, she's always carrying some good news along with her, whether it's a funny marvel joke or if we are hanging out at lunch. But her name does mean good news after all! I have a friend named Wongelawit and she is a gem !

Guy1: Wow Wongelawit is soooo cool and funny!
Guy2: get away man, she's mine.

wongelawit by Anawasia ;) November 30, 2018

wenzeled

past tense of verb "wenzel" or adverb; to financially defraud someone on the Internet and then use Social-Economic position to bully and threaten them; arrogant thievery.

I gave the guy $115, he cashed my check, he misrepresented the goods, didn't send them and called me an asshat! Hey, bro, you just got wenzeled! Or I just wenzeled the dude for $115.

wenzeled by Paul F. Dobson December 24, 2005