Worzel Cumidge

A dirty old scarecrow that wanders farmers fields looking for fly by wank victims.

I got Worzel Cumidged in the park the other day.

by pruneface69 November 11, 2010

fanny glue

Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.

" A woz up all neet like filin er flaps wi me fanny glue."

by pruneface69 January 12, 2010