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Wezel Is the most amazing boy ever. He is sweet, kind, hot, amazing, and he has the cutest laugh known to man kind. He also smells amazing. You can't help but follow him anywhere he walks once you smell his amazingness. He is known for dat booty....he's athletic, tan, and has the perfect smile. (: you can't help but love him! Once you get him, don't ever take him for granted because he is the most amazing person you will ever meet. (:
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Guy: My best friend is Wezel.
wezel by yourmumisbeautiful November 21, 2021
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1. Defrauded by an Internet seller.
2. Publicly outed as fraudulent person of low character.
"Hey, wanna buy some bran new gears for your truck?"
"LOL ok, here's $115"
"Now I want $140 for used gears out of my 2WD truck"
"Oh snap! I just got wenzeled!"
wenzeled by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005
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Koe Wetzel 

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Koe Wetzel by T~$w@G July 29, 2018
a secret note passed around by wards in the california youth authority juvenile prison.
inmate#1: hey homie did you get that weela?

inmate#2: yea ,the homie passed it thru yesterday
weela by xward@ya July 17, 2009

Weselbeast 

A person with abnormal powers in the spot of ultimate, ranging from mind control to teleportation. This mysterious creature is the second evolution of the mythical Wesley kotas.
Oh my god! Look a weselbeast!
Weselbeast by #brotan# October 18, 2018

werellama 

Person or persons who transform into llamas at the sight of the full moon. Notoriously know for their impressive side kick and spit attacking skills. Extremely dangerous. Do NOT attempt to pet or approach.
1. I am a werellama.

2. I think Jimmy is a werellama.

3. OMG! She just got kicked in the face by a werellama.
werellama by Iamnotawerellama August 24, 2011

alpha weezel 

The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.
I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!
alpha weezel by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008