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The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).
"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"
woozled by doctorcynicism November 3, 2013
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woozled
What you become after heart-pattering, knee-weakening, head-spinning kissing, or other such activity. To be associated with the word woo, which is what someone must do to you in order for you to have become woozled.
woozled by danielleabella December 22, 2008
woozel vision
Jason entered the Democratic Headquarters and did not see anyone else in the room but the beautiful woman....uh-oh, he has woozel vision
woozel vision by daisydog November 9, 2006
woozled
1. absolutely shreked (adjective)
2. the process of absolutely shreking someone (verb)
that someone who is woozled or has been woozled by someone is now subject to the woozle effect
2. the process of absolutely shreking someone (verb)
that someone who is woozled or has been woozled by someone is now subject to the woozle effect
woozled by alexdapineapple February 11, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.