Woel 

{woah-el} (noun) A portmanteau of 'word' and 'duel'.

A battle of words between two participants who are passionate about a certain topic and on completely different sides of the argument. In order for it to rise above that of a 'debate' into the class of a woel, the initial quarrel must begin online and then continue into reality. Often tends to be negative to those around who have to listen to two people who simply wish to convince one another of their own position.

Person 1: "Sarah and Jon are having a woel about abortion that I saw begin on Sarah's facebook status and is now happening at this party."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is really bringing everyone down."

Two celebrities are trapped in a woel after insulting each other on twitter and then attacking each other verbally.

Woel by Becness July 24, 2009

Woelympics 

A form of attention-seeking and one-upmanship wherein the participants try to outdo each other with sob stories and having the worst parents, ailment, job, life, etc.

"Oh hey, is that Jenny and Amanda?"
"Yeah, but you probably don't want to go over there. They're competing over who has the worst mental illness."
"Oh god, not the Woelympics again."

Woelympics by aoigensou September 7, 2013

Matthew Woelk

There is no going back after having found a Matthew Woelk. Everyday day you'll fall more in love with his genius, genuineness, gallantry and good-looks. Matthew Woelk, also known as a "Matthew W," somehow manages to be the most attractive man you will ever meet, as well as the most compassionate. Hours could be spent revelling in his eyes, wondering at all the adventures he has gone on and pining for those piney greens to look your way. After having found a Matthew Woelk, you will want to spend hours upon hours talking to him, just so you can keep hearing his voice, and once you've heard his laughter, you'll do anything you can to hear it again and to make him smile. That smile will trigger hundreds of thousands of butterflies in you stomach, and make your brain turn to puddles of futile mush. You'll want to do everything with Matthew Woelk, and you'll never want to let him go. You'll fall for him quickly and deeply, and you'll never want to go back, even if things get hard, because you'll know you've found a good one--the best one. A Matthew Woelk.

Matthew Woelk is the most wonderful man in the world. His name should be in a thesaurus alongside "everything I've ever wanted."

Matthew Woelk by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

Woelfle 

An Amazing girl, with smarts, looks, you name it she's got it! A good BFF!

Man that girl is so Woelfle.
I don think i will ever find another one like her!<3

Woelfle by AJG+KRW January 31, 2009

brandon woelfel

One of the greatest photographers ever. Mainly uses fairy lights and aviator glasses.

Can you take a photo of me?

And make sure it looks likes Brandon Woelfel

brandon woelfel by imbasichbu October 29, 2017

woeltz

best word ever invented. ever!

adam is good example

woeltz by bobmarley October 13, 2004

Woelk 

The Best last name ever.
Often referred to as amazing.,
Nicknames are as follows:
"The W"

"WOELK!"

Wow, today is such a woelk day to go for a walk in the park.

Woelk by brittany(; October 18, 2008