Woelk 

The Best last name ever.
Often referred to as amazing.,
Nicknames are as follows:
"The W"

"WOELK!"

Wow, today is such a woelk day to go for a walk in the park.

Woelk by brittany(; October 18, 2008

Matthew Woelk

There is no going back after having found a Matthew Woelk. Everyday day you'll fall more in love with his genius, genuineness, gallantry and good-looks. Matthew Woelk, also known as a "Matthew W," somehow manages to be the most attractive man you will ever meet, as well as the most compassionate. Hours could be spent revelling in his eyes, wondering at all the adventures he has gone on and pining for those piney greens to look your way. After having found a Matthew Woelk, you will want to spend hours upon hours talking to him, just so you can keep hearing his voice, and once you've heard his laughter, you'll do anything you can to hear it again and to make him smile. That smile will trigger hundreds of thousands of butterflies in you stomach, and make your brain turn to puddles of futile mush. You'll want to do everything with Matthew Woelk, and you'll never want to let him go. You'll fall for him quickly and deeply, and you'll never want to go back, even if things get hard, because you'll know you've found a good one--the best one. A Matthew Woelk.

Matthew Woelk is the most wonderful man in the world. His name should be in a thesaurus alongside "everything I've ever wanted."

Matthew Woelk by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

Woolknots

The little balls of twisted hair that develope in your bumhair

I kept trying to get comfortable in the buisness meeting ,but was completly distracted due to too many woolknots

Woolknots by SBH November 9, 2006

Whelkfucker 

A moronic twat whose existence is partially justified by all the jokes you can make at their expense.

Person S: Have you met Cooper?
Person D: That whelkfucker from Sales?

Person S: Well, at least there's a new target for the pisstake now

Whelkfucker by ProjectO June 23, 2011

Welks 

An abbreviation for you're welcome. There should not be an abbreviation for thank you and not for you're welcome. If you're even saying you're welcome, you already did some kind of work. You should not have to waste your syllables just because someone is feeling grateful. Seek justice. Say welks.

Nick: Thanks for this useless abbreviation.

Lauren: Welks.

Welks by smeltyourmits June 6, 2018

Wolk Beer 

Any beer can that has been crushed towards the middle of the can, but still contains approximately half the beer of a full can.

"What the fuck is this shit, this beer is still full"

"Oh, that's just a Wolk Beer. You're bitchass can only drink ten normal beers. Me on the otherhand, I can drink like twenty Wolk Beers."

Wolk Beer by Tanny14618 June 25, 2009

Welker 

1. To rise up again after being hit by a bus (or train) and appear unharmed.
tough
2. to be as tough as Wes Welker*
3. despite being only 5' ft, 9" inches, a lot of toughness in a small package (New England Patriot slot receiver)

Man, did you see that guy pull a "Welker" after being hit?
"That guy is almost as tough as Welker."
"He's a tough little bugger"

Welker by Jeruhalem November 27, 2012