Witties
Witties by Risotto Nero August 30, 2020
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withies by FaceKiller Deadlips January 28, 2009
Witmiester
An extreme ginger, with INSANELY ginger hair.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
Causes your eyes to burn with just a glance at it.
A witmiester also frequently wets themselves, unknowingly, until it is embarressingly pointed out by someone.
A witmiester also has a weakness, being touched on the back of the neck. At the slightest touch they immediately start to urge, as if they are going to throw up. Its not pretty.
Witmiesters generally are loners, whos diet consists of reddy brek. But they will sometimes be seen with Lizard guys or tractor boys.
Be warned, if you see a creature with these characteristics, do not approach them, they will growl at you, with attitude. There bite has not yet been witnessed, but trust me, its there.
Witmiester by ArmchairBaybz. December 14, 2009
Wittie
Someone who is witless but on the internet. You call them a "Wittie". These type of people tend to hand out most on sites such as twitch, reddit, youtube, and especially discord. Sometimes, these users may even be named Wittie.
Wittie by Angel (Vix) June 9, 2021
wittishism
A statement or story that has the pattern or structure of a joke or quip but is actually a confirmation of expectation rather than subversion of it.
- /u/WrongYouAreNot
- /u/WrongYouAreNot
“I identify as an attack helicopter, snowflake!”
“Sorry, sport! That ‘joke’ isn’t really offensive or funny, it just shows that you don’t really understand humor. You’re just appealing to other people who think like you with wittishisms like that.”
“Sorry, sport! That ‘joke’ isn’t really offensive or funny, it just shows that you don’t really understand humor. You’re just appealing to other people who think like you with wittishisms like that.”
wittishism by ElliNoriColi May 13, 2021
watties can
A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...
Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"
Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"
Jake#: "Ouch.."
Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"
Jake#: "Ouch.."
watties can by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009