wittest

Amusingly clever in perception and expression; characterized by wit. Synonym for wittiest.

That was the wittest joke I have ever heard.

by Smiles Davis July 3, 2018

Loudest laugh, wettest pants

The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.

He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.

by Smoof April 6, 2008

Wittstock

The man with a large cock.

That wittstock over there is getting all the chicks.

by ndfs June 30, 2009

Wittster

One with a deft wit.

Yea, Candy, she sure is a wittster.

by AnotherPersona July 25, 2011

The Wettest Out

Being wetter than all the other people in the world; the wettest out. AKA swag.

Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
Person 2: that kid is the wettest out

by thewettestout October 14, 2010

wettest place on earth

Chloe G doe

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth

by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020

wittystrawberry

A being which is practically inhuman due to their extreme beauty. He also happens to be Mads' spouse. Mads loves her very much.

"Have you seen Wittystrawberry? she's such a beauty!"
"I'd back off if I were you, Mads is married to him."
"fine fine"

by moonyslovergirl June 17, 2021