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Loudest laugh, wettest pants
The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
Loudest laugh, wettest pants by Smoof April 6, 2008
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Person 1: Damn i wish i could pull as many b*tches as that fool can
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wittystrawberry
A being which is practically inhuman due to their extreme beauty. He also happens to be Mads' spouse. Mads loves her very much.
"Have you seen Wittystrawberry? she's such a beauty!"
"I'd back off if I were you, Mads is married to him."
"fine fine"
"I'd back off if I were you, Mads is married to him."
"fine fine"
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