A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...

Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."

watties can by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009

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wetties

Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.

Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"

wetties by jlbcwabocba April 29, 2010

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wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

wetties by Skster October 25, 2009

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Witties

wet tiddies

look at abbacchios witties man

Witties by Risotto Nero August 30, 2020

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wetties

Canned or "Wet" cat food or dog food.

Whenever the dog eats wetties, he craps like a goose!

wetties by Anyjaw September 6, 2006

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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