Wishlexia 

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.

Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.

Wishlexia by SteveCory July 29, 2011

dishlexia 

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.

John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

Dishlexia 

noun ~ a general term involving difficulty in learning to put dishes in the dishwasher. Especially when the dishwasher is empty.

Sally suffered from DISHLEXIA ; her mother was frustrated to no end when a dirty dish was placed on the counter or in the sink when the dishwasher was empty and ready to receive it.

Dishlexia by SherPkSeana April 24, 2020

Dishlexia 

When you can't figure out where the dishes go.
Someone who puts dirty dishes in the sink rather the dishwasher

Why are these rotting dishes sitting in the sink, do you have dishlexia?

Dishlexia by One Potatie May 23, 2023

Dishlexia 

To slowly or to be unable to distinguish between different types of cutlery or kitchen utensils.
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette

It looks like he stands the other side of the kitchen and throws everything at the dishwasher washer hoping it all falls into place either that or he doesn't care or he suffers from dishlexia

Dishlexia by Bigthinker1 March 24, 2024

fishlexia 

When someone has a disability involving the inability to tell the difference between fish.

Jame: Is that a shark or a dolphin?
Janes: I don’t know i have fishlexia. They all look the same to me.

fishlexia by ConfusedSpyro July 12, 2024