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dishlexia
Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.
dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007
Dishlexia
noun ~ a general term involving difficulty in learning to put dishes in the dishwasher. Especially when the dishwasher is empty.
Sally suffered from DISHLEXIA ; her mother was frustrated to no end when a dirty dish was placed on the counter or in the sink when the dishwasher was empty and ready to receive it.
Dishlexia by SherPkSeana April 24, 2020
Dishlexia
When you can't figure out where the dishes go.
Someone who puts dirty dishes in the sink rather the dishwasher
Someone who puts dirty dishes in the sink rather the dishwasher
Dishlexia by One Potatie May 23, 2023
Dishlexia
To slowly or to be unable to distinguish between different types of cutlery or kitchen utensils.
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette
To confuse the order of cutlery or be confused by the different shapes of the shiny metal things used in the Kitchen in the kitchen draw or especially the dishwasher
Much confusion caused when looking at the cutlery tray in the dishwasher and unable to load without mixing cutlery to make unloading easy
To disregard all requests of correct loading and abide to dishwasher etiquette
It looks like he stands the other side of the kitchen and throws everything at the dishwasher washer hoping it all falls into place either that or he doesn't care or he suffers from dishlexia
Dishlexia by Bigthinker1 March 24, 2024
fishlexia
Jame: Is that a shark or a dolphin?
Janes: I don’t know i have fishlexia. They all look the same to me.
Janes: I don’t know i have fishlexia. They all look the same to me.
fishlexia by ConfusedSpyro July 12, 2024
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