fishlexia

When someone has a disability involving the inability to tell the difference between fish.

Jame: Is that a shark or a dolphin?
Janes: I don’t know i have fishlexia. They all look the same to me.

fishlexia by ConfusedSpyro July 12, 2024

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dishlexia

Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.

John: Hey you missed a cup
Jane: I have dishlexia

dishlexia by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007

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fishlexia • dishlexia • finglexia • fisheria • fisherian • fishleigh • Fishsexual • Wishlexia

finglexia

A typing disorder where letters in words are often incorrect, missing or out of order.

I coudl type better fi I didnt' suffer from finglexia.

I am not havign a god day.

finglexia by Dartman75 April 30, 2008

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Wishlexia

a disorder which can cause a consumer difficulty in making a clearance sale purchase.

Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.

Wishlexia by SteveCory July 29, 2011