Wishfur 

A bump on a man's penis

Oh Billy Bob Johnny Jorge had a big wishfur on his johnson

Wishfur by Pouncebunny69 March 16, 2022

Wishful Cruising 

When you approach a red light, and instead of applying the brakes and coming to a stop, you coast; with the intention that the light will turn green so you don't have to stop at all and can cruise right through it.

"I was in a hurry and was wishful cruising and made it through 6 lights!"

"Some guy was wishful cruising and hit me at the cross walk. So I gave that cocksucker a pink sock and sent him on his way!"

Wishful Cruising by jduran November 17, 2011

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

WISHFUL THINKER 

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.

I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.

WISHFUL THINKER by lastword2 April 14, 2008

wishful thinking 

Basically daydreaming. Wishing or imagining something would happen that isn't exactly realistic.

Example of wishful thinking :
"He said he didn't ever want to be with me, but I know he will change his mind and come running back."

wishful thinking by Megz1616 October 22, 2013

wishfart

The wish a person makes, usually the first thing they think of, then blurt out, when they catch a leprechaun. Almost always a terrible idea. Also applicable to other wish granters and devices, like genies, stars, and wishbones.

"I caught a leprechaun and wished I never had to go to the dentist again, so now I have no teeth... what a wishfart."

"I wished I had a million bucks."
"You're rich!"
"No. I have a million male deer. Any idea where I can store them?"
"What a wishfart."

wishfart by nighthornet February 1, 2017

wishful drinking 

the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.

jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.

wishful drinking by somdeluxe May 9, 2011