Urban Dictionary: Definitions by somdeluxe

glastofarian

the mud-dreadlocked, hippies at glastonbury. Not always present, but usually, as it rains most f*cking years.

isn't that the chick you hooked up with on friday? she's gone all glastofarian.

the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.

jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

cleptard by somdeluxe December 16, 2010