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someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"
by somdeluxe December 16, 2010
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jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.
by somdeluxe May 9, 2011
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by somdeluxe June 22, 2011
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