glastofarian

the mud-dreadlocked, hippies at glastonbury. Not always present, but usually, as it rains most f*cking years.

isn't that the chick you hooked up with on friday? she's gone all glastofarian.

by somdeluxe June 22, 2011

wishful drinking

the mistaken belief that by drinking until your liver turns to crumbly chalk, things will be better.

jeff just got dumped by his missus, so he headed down the pub for and extended session of wishful drinking.

by somdeluxe May 09, 2011

cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010