wishfart

The wish a person makes, usually the first thing they think of, then blurt out, when they catch a leprechaun. Almost always a terrible idea. Also applicable to other wish granters and devices, like genies, stars, and wishbones.

"I caught a leprechaun and wished I never had to go to the dentist again, so now I have no teeth... what a wishfart."

"I wished I had a million bucks."
"You're rich!"
"No. I have a million male deer. Any idea where I can store them?"
"What a wishfart."

wishfart by nighthornet February 1, 2017

wishart 

sagacious - an extremely wise shrewd person to whom valor is paramount

you are so wishart
- wishart and it might come true...

wishart by I dont even know August 23, 2006

Wishart 

A man of great movie knowledge who is known to pull out his dick in cornfeilds. Can also be used to describe a man-boy who has intimate relationships with a known Jennings.

Pete: ah, man who' that kid who pulled it out at the party?
Sanchez: eh essay that there is Wishart

Wishart by Mike FUCKIN Tanton June 8, 2010

The Wishart Scale

The Wishart Scale of Character and Asset Judgement (2010) was developed as a means to further good relations between the sexes.

The original 1-10 Scale lacks the flexibility to accurately diagnose extreme cases of munter. There exists a common practice in this method of measurement to attribute negative values to individuals based on this scale e.g. "She's a minus six". Using the scale in this manner can be detrimental to your ability to wingman or make friends.

The Wishart Scale is ranged from 1 to 20. The original scale of 1-10 converts to 11-20 on this new scale. 0 on the original scale converts to a 10 on the Wishart Scale, a private insult becomes a public compliment. The original scale's hypothetical -10 to -1 is read as 0 to 9 on the Wishart Scale.

"She was a solid 7... on the Wishart Scale"

The Wishart Scale by OrnathologistFred December 8, 2016

wishart 

fuckin bum
your too damn small to be in the the damn navy seals wtf

wishart you are a small frizy.

wishart by fuckin pimp. March 1, 2003