Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011
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splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman
Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011
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Guinea Grits

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011
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Piped It

To do something with extreme accuracy and efficiency while making it look easy.
Friend 1: How'd that test go?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!

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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?

Friend 2: PIPED IT!
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 29, 2010
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put a rush on it

hurry any sort of act. more concise definitions for different situations.
#1 Hey lets go! We are going to be late.

#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.

#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it

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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.

#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.

#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 03, 2010
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steggs

Steak+Eggs

The manliest dish served during breakfast hours.
Friend 1: I think I'm going to have a veggie omelet.

Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.
by TastesLikeLemons57 March 04, 2012
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The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
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