A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
by TastesLikeLemons57 December 02, 2013
Friend 1: How'd that test go?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
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Friend 1: So did she actually let you come home with her?
Friend 2: PIPED IT!
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 27, 2010
The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.
To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.
by TastesLikeLemons57 August 27, 2011
No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.
Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.
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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.
Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!
by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011
#1 Hey lets go! We are going to be late.
#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.
#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it
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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.
#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.
#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it
#2 I'm coming sorry, i just gotta do 1 more thing.
#1 I don't care what you're doing, just put a rush on it
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#1 Hey boy I think you're really cute.
#2 The feeling is mutual. Too bad I'm only in town for the night.
#1 Well I guess we'll have to put a rush on it
by TastesLikeLemons57 September 03, 2010
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 15, 2010
Deep-friending: to friend someone on facebook as a means for something deeper than just friendship. i.e. gathering information, viewing pictures, stalking in general.
Guy 1: So my girlfriend just called me out on all these pictures that were posted of me on facebook, but i coulda sworn she couldn't see them.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
Guy 2: Dude, she's Deep-Friending the shit out of you. Soon your mutual friends will be your entire friends list man. Run.
by TastesLikeLemons57 November 10, 2010