TastesLikeLemons57's definitions

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

OTTR

Abbreviation: Off. To. The. Races.

Hey man come over. We'll have a couple drinks, then it's OTTR

by TastesLikeLemons57 May 2, 2012

steggs

Steak+Eggs

The manliest dish served during breakfast hours.

Friend 1: I think I'm going to have a veggie omelet.

Friend 2: Are you kidding me? Steggs is the only choice.

by TastesLikeLemons57 March 4, 2012

Getting the gay out

When you have to dance, sing, and act very gleeful, which in turn releases any potential gayness from the body.

*Radio is playing Kelly Clarkson*

Friend1: Are we really listening to this, and are you fucking dancing?

Friend2: Just getting the gay out bruh! It was starting to boil over.

by TastesLikeLemons57 January 24, 2012

One Size Fists All

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.

Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!

by TastesLikeLemons57 October 17, 2011

splashin' in your avenue

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman

Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue

by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011

Infinitially

The greatest adverb of all time.
Taking things to unimaginable distances.

To truly understand you would have to be the son of Plato.

1 - Dude, you are exponentially soft.

2 - Riight, well you're infinitially stupid.

by TastesLikeLemons57 August 29, 2011