winky doodle 

Mel Soto's word for male genitalia

I just saw his winky doodle!

winky doodle by Jeaniec77 March 6, 2014

Winky Doodle 

When two men "wink" their assholes at each other.

Winky Doodle: "Yeah dude, me and Emmet winked our assholes at each other last night. it was pretty insane."

Winky Doodle by John_Pickle January 15, 2021

winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle 

contrary to the use of winky and dink this is not profanity. nor does it refer to body parts of any sort.

winky-dink-a-dinky-doodle is a representation of sounds that one can use to apply to any form of music or song where the lyrics have been forgotten.

or simply when one is singing along to an instrument part.

this phrase is particularly useful in the fine art of home butchered Jazz and Ragtime. Ragtime is probably its oldest living relative.

he'd forgotten the most of the words, so he sang

"oh baby, we're gonna wink this winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle"

(instead of "oh baby wer'e gonna shake this city with power metal!")

winky-dink- a-dinky-doodle by Eric C. Harrison November 2, 2007

Wanky Doodle Dandy 

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

Wanky Doodle Dandy by Dav3 July 26, 2006

yankee doodle wanky 

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

yankee doodle wanky by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

wanky doodles by Halevi January 29, 2015

Wankydoodledo 

Waking up alone in the morning after a heavy night out, surrounded by remnants of chicken nuggets. You suddenly feel horny and hungry and proclaim this to all the neighbours through open windows.

Bloody hell the next door neighbour turned up hammered last night. I saw them arrive with a massive bag of chicken nuggies. He must have passed out and woken up horny, with the nuggets stuck to his face. I heard several “wankydoodledo’s” at 6am.

Wankydoodledo by Flabberwasgasted January 19, 2025