Data Gobbler

Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.

We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!

by Halevi March 09, 2022

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!

I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.

-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

Reburpberation

Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.

-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!

by Halevi February 04, 2015

Turdabout

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.

-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!

by Halevi January 29, 2015