Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

TURDRAPE

The feeling of being raped up the ass you have after delivering a huge turd.

Oh man, I've just been turdraped in the toilette!

by Halevi January 27, 2015

Ripafart

To expel a loud, disruptive -and worrying- fart that leaves you with the uncomfy feeling of a ripped apart sphincter.

Oops just ripafarted myself with that one!

by Halevi June 03, 2015

Wankcoholic

Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.

-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!

by Halevi January 29, 2015

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

condom minion

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

by Halevi January 08, 2019

Reburpberation

Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.

-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!

by Halevi February 04, 2015