Definitions by Halevi

Data Gobbler 

Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.

We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!

Data Gobbler by Halevi March 9, 2022

condom minion 

The colleague who never fucks but always have condoms for his colleagues in need of one.

Daniel is my kinda condom minion, god bless the little fucktard!

condom minion by Halevi January 8, 2019

Low pro poo 

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

Low pro poo by Halevi August 25, 2016

Shower Jacker 

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

Shower Jacker by Halevi May 20, 2016

Ripafart 

To expel a loud, disruptive -and worrying- fart that leaves you with the uncomfy feeling of a ripped apart sphincter.

Oops just ripafarted myself with that one!

Ripafart by Halevi June 3, 2015

Reburpberation 

Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.

-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!

Reburpberation by Halevi February 4, 2015

Broadbondage

Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.

-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.

Broadbondage by Halevi January 29, 2015