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winburn whacker 

one who is aroused easily by feet and results in uncontrollably masturbation in public computer labs.
omg John, the winburn whacker nearly got me.
winburn whacker by Issiacastic April 17, 2009

Lloyd Winburn 

Lloyd Winburn is a description for one who goes for one idea after another; he loves the idea more than the actual thing; ready to venture, out front taking chances; before everybody when skirting the Law. A prison term for tax violations. Ready to be part of a conspiracy if it is good for society, his pocket or his grandkids.
There you go again, pulling another Lloyd Winburn.
You did a Lloyd Winburn? What was the charge?
Is this for real or is it a Lloyd Winburn?
Why don't you settle down and stop being a Lloyd Winburn? Focus.
When you are like Lloyd Winburn your are doing a Lloyd Winburn
You have the imatination of a Lloyd Winburn.
Slow down, Man, you are becoming a Lloyd Winburn.
Lloyd Winburn by Lloyd Winburn February 26, 2008

wilburne 

Used by society in 13th Century, (Primarily in Old English)the term is used to describe a desirable man, as well as an elegant treat.
That new guy who joined our Department is a real wilburne.
wilburne by Wilbur Twotools February 29, 2008

windburn 

Winter's answer to sunburn. During the winter, low temperatures and high winds can cause skin to dry out excessively, losing the top layer of oil that normally protects it. The skin swells up slightly, turns red, and stings like sunburn.

Windburn can be treated fairly easily by applying vaseline or chap stick (to ease the burning sensation), using aloe moisturizers, and treating the skin with care for a few days. It can be prevented by covering and protecting exposed skin (especially ears, lips, and nose), switching to mild soaps and cleansers (preferably moisturizing soaps), and avoiding long stretches of exposure when the wind chill is particularly strong.
When I was out snowboarding all day, I got windburn all over my face.
windburn by progamer124 September 1, 2005

windburn butthole 

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts
Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser
windburn butthole by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011
a hardcore sex position. Performing a 'Wilburn' requires three homosexual males, a goat, a raw egg and a lucky rabitts foot.

Male1 performs felatio on Male2 while Male3 pitches to Male2. During the process Male2 scratches the sack of Male1 with the Lucky rabitts foot. Male3 cracks the raw egg on the anal orfice of Male2 before commence sexual relations. Male2 grasps the left hoof the goat and gently slides it in and out of the anal orfice of Male1 in a repetitive manner.
That Wilburn was a doozy.
Wilburn by findabhair February 21, 2009