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Wilburness 

Portion of North Eastern Kansas inhabited by Wilbilly's. Easily identified by dwellings with wheels, gratuitous piles of PBR cans, vehicles in various stages of disrepair, and a cloud of cannabis haze that can be seen from space.
Dude, Wilburn is such a weird ass mofo.

I know, hes from the Wilburness so use that as your barometer.

That does indeed explain the obsession with PBR and truck stop knick-knacks.
Wilburness by WillBilly82 July 26, 2011
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One Man's Wilderness

A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!
I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!

Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

Wilburbeast 

a rarely seen creature that is half homo sapiens and half a hodgepodge of other hairy creatures (bear, gorilla, james harden, and general hippy man) that have banged and blasted out this type of science, a.k.a sex monkey.
Very rarely seen, similar to the big foot and Sasquatch tales or yore. While Sasquatch enjoys beef jerkey, the Wilburbeast enjoys vape, hibernation, and deli meat.
Wilburbeast by topspin32 November 6, 2012

wilderness waps 

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals
Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."
wilderness waps by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

Wilderness 

Wilderness is a group of people living and working together, sharing good times and bad times. Wilderness is what you make it to be.
"Did you see those people running around with their pants up to their necks?"
"Oh yeah, don't mind them, they're in Wilderness."
Wilderness by nahnahnahnahnaahh September 2, 2009

buck wilderness 

the utmost buck wild of all buck wilds. Combining the pure wilderness of the deepest woods with the insanity of the common buck. You don't want to travel into the buck wilderness alone.
"Yo that show last night was pure buck wilderness"

"Wow man, this party is absolute buck wilderness"
buck wilderness by J Rizzy February 3, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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