11 definitions by Lloyd Winburn

Masterbatoria: Plural for masterbatorium. A chain of public baths; special massage parlors, stalls at the bus station, seats in an adult theater are some examples
They operate a chain of masterbaroria around the country.
She meet her friend for lunch and takes her to the hotel Ritz, her favorite of all masterbatoria.
The shower rooms of colleges are masterbatoria.
by Lloyd Winburn April 15, 2007
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n; adjetive; advert (usually used with a verb) antiquated; History not known by writer

up to a better condition; up to an acceptabel standards to better; to improve; restore to the original condition or a state closer to the original

I want my house to be brought up to snuff.
His grades must be be brought up to snuff
Her deportment is not up to snuff.
by Lloyd Winburn April 8, 2006
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shitoir: pronuciation after the french sheetwar.

trash, lies, brag, exaggeration, gosdip, scuddlebut
She laid a load of shitoir on me about what she likes in a man.

He gave her a lot of shitoir about his accompoishments.

Don't give me that shitoir. Give it to me straight.

by Lloyd Winburn April 28, 2007
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cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.
I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.

by Lloyd Winburn April 28, 2007
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Lloyd Winburn is a description for one who goes for one idea after another; he loves the idea more than the actual thing; ready to venture, out front taking chances; before everybody when skirting the Law. A prison term for tax violations. Ready to be part of a conspiracy if it is good for society, his pocket or his grandkids.
There you go again, pulling another Lloyd Winburn.
You did a Lloyd Winburn? What was the charge?
Is this for real or is it a Lloyd Winburn?
Why don't you settle down and stop being a Lloyd Winburn? Focus.
When you are like Lloyd Winburn your are doing a Lloyd Winburn
You have the imatination of a Lloyd Winburn.
Slow down, Man, you are becoming a Lloyd Winburn.
by Lloyd Winburn February 26, 2008
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In all seriousness, goosey denotes caution, touchy, frightened, scared, careful
He was goosey about getting into the boat.

She was goosey about anyone's touching her.

by Lloyd Winburn February 16, 2006
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Federallies N Pronounced fed-er-al-lees Use is common when describing aggressive Federal prosecutors, Federal agents in agencies including FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF,IRS. The term highlights the practice of these to exaggerate lie, bend the truth, shade the meaning, compoound and distort meaning of evevents and facts when pursuing what they consider a violator. The main purpose of Federallies is to get a conviction at the expense of truth or reason. Lying Federal officials or witnesses.
The Federallies presented a case strictly constructed of whole cloth.
The facts, as stated by the Federallies, the case was firm against the defendant.
The true facts were ignored or distorted by the Federallies.
The Federallies withheld the facts that would clear the woman.
The Federallies, eager to get a conviction, exaggerated, misquoted, and withheld substantive facts and details.
by Lloyd Winburn January 31, 2007
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