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Wilburbeast 

a rarely seen creature that is half homo sapiens and half a hodgepodge of other hairy creatures (bear, gorilla, james harden, and general hippy man) that have banged and blasted out this type of science, a.k.a sex monkey.
Very rarely seen, similar to the big foot and Sasquatch tales or yore. While Sasquatch enjoys beef jerkey, the Wilburbeast enjoys vape, hibernation, and deli meat.
Wilburbeast by topspin32 November 6, 2012

Wilbursexual

Another not vaild sexuality (Like animesexual, Dreamsexual etc.), like WilburSoot isn't a gender
person 1: Hey, I need to tell you something
person 2: Sure, what it is?
person 1: I'm Wilbursexual
person 2: What the fuck...
Wilbursexual by Michael112_1 April 11, 2021

Wilbursexual

A non-valid "sexuality" created by a bunch of delinquents that don't know how to touch some grass. Wilbur sexual means you basically have a crush on popular Minecraft YouTuber and Twitch streamer Wilbur Soot. This is not a real sexuality like being pansexual, bisexual, gay, lesbian, ect. Just a made up term for simps
Person A: "I'm Wilbursexual"
Person B: " You're dead to me."
Person A: "oh"
Wilbursexual by Gay_frogs_soup January 1, 2022

WilburSexual

When a woman species called kyla has a passion for wilbur
kyla hates people who arent wilbursexual
WilburSexual by zuatty February 12, 2023
a hardcore sex position. Performing a 'Wilburn' requires three homosexual males, a goat, a raw egg and a lucky rabitts foot.

Male1 performs felatio on Male2 while Male3 pitches to Male2. During the process Male2 scratches the sack of Male1 with the Lucky rabitts foot. Male3 cracks the raw egg on the anal orfice of Male2 before commence sexual relations. Male2 grasps the left hoof the goat and gently slides it in and out of the anal orfice of Male1 in a repetitive manner.
That Wilburn was a doozy.
Wilburn by findabhair February 21, 2009

wilbursexual

when you are sexually attracted to wilbur soot. usually amy is
“amy is so wilbursexual”
wilbursexual by wilbursimpforlife January 21, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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