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The ole' Washington Windpipe
While getting head you proceed to karate chop your partner's windpipe while they are deep throating you, such as Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree.
Jamaal -Yo dawg,did you hear what Deandre do after dat wack party at the castle?
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
TaShawn- Nah dawg, what he do?
Jamaal- Shit! He gave shaniqua The ole' Washington Windpipe!
TaShawn- Damn! Dats one crazy-ass nigga.
The ole' Washington Windpipe by Calxn May 2, 2012
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WinXP • winxpfan • Winx Club • Windpipe • Wingperson • Wingpreneur • winp • WinPCap • Winx • Wikxpert
Winx Club
one of the only Nickelodeon shows from the 2010's that's actually worth watching. it's about fairies who are warriors, with a surprising amount of action. even though the animation can be meh, the transformation music is always great. plus, Ariana Grande did the voice of Diaspro on this show, back when she was just a Nick actress.
Winx Club by SasukeWasHere August 2, 2020
Windpassing
A small town in Austria. Not nearly as funny as Fucking (yet another ill-named Austrian village) but close.
Windpassing by djslut October 1, 2005
rip off your head and shit down your windpipe
An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."
1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."
3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."
rip off your head and shit down your windpipe by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
winip
dry tiny lil bits of poo left behind on the end of ass (arse) hair. stuck on the end of the hairs....
Khoy - " i had a big shit last night after a hot mexican "
Beltox - " oh man.... thats mustta burnt!"
Khoy - " yeah it sure did. and when i went to wipe up, i caught loadsa winip in the crease. danm it hurt.... i pulled loadsa the hairs out and noticed lil brown things on the end of them - (aka winip) !
Beltox - " oh man.... thats mustta burnt!"
Khoy - " yeah it sure did. and when i went to wipe up, i caught loadsa winip in the crease. danm it hurt.... i pulled loadsa the hairs out and noticed lil brown things on the end of them - (aka winip) !
Winx
When a girl, most likely a teenager, has the ability to turn into a fairy with a spectrum of powers and spells. When you go winx, your outfit and wings reflect your personality. Earning your winx is like a second puberty, for girls, while a boy's second puberty would normally be becoming a hero. Some girls are late bloomers when it comes to earning your winx.
Girl 1: "So, Lotte, have you earned your winx yet?"
Girl 2: "Ugh, no....it's my freshman year and I still havent gotten it! How old were you when you got it?"
Girl 1: ".....8th grade...."
Boy 1: "Guess what?"
Boy 2: "What?!"
Boy 1: "My girlfriend, Lotte got her winx last night at the bowling alley!"
Girl 2: "Ugh, no....it's my freshman year and I still havent gotten it! How old were you when you got it?"
Girl 1: ".....8th grade...."
Boy 1: "Guess what?"
Boy 2: "What?!"
Boy 1: "My girlfriend, Lotte got her winx last night at the bowling alley!"
Winx by thatwinxchikee June 19, 2010
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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