Windpipe

what you breathe out of

*cough, that water went down the windpipe!

by MAS15 November 29, 2014

Windpipe

When a woman goes to perform a blowjob and literally blows into a man's penis.

Dude that dumb bitch gave me a Windpipe

by La Grand Coque October 22, 2011

Windpiper

One who blows wind into pipes, often making a hollow sound.
Often sounding like Windpiper.

Blow air into a beer bottle. Thats what Windpiper sounds like.

by Banz June 11, 2006

Chicago Windpipe

The act of a women farting while engaged in anal sex with a man.

Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!

by soamazing32 June 23, 2010

Juggalo Windpipe

In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.

John: Hey man I just did a Juggalo Windpipe on my ex.

Steve: Is she alright?

John: No, she's dead.

by ZachFromLindy October 6, 2012

saliva windpipe

The act of sensually sucking on the tongue of your significant other.

Wow I really want Desmond and Jack from LOST to saliva windpipe each other right in the mouth so hard.

by Big fudge February 14, 2015

Californian Windpipe

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.

Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2009