Willy welly

A condom

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.

by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024

Willy Wally

Something my dumb friend Peters says.

Peters is a willy wally

by dsboyddf December 17, 2016

welly top

a loose vagina. bucket fanny

it was like shagging a welly top!

by Schmee June 25, 2004

Seagulls Welly

Condoms that often get washed out to sea mainly from sewage works that sometimes get caught on the hook when seafishing .

"Just caught a seagulls welly "

by Mackerel Man June 18, 2020

Face like a melted welly

Disfigured face.

Don't fancy yours much, she's got a face like a melted welly

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

welly top

n. similie. A vaginal orofice as large and loose as a rubber wellington boot opening. See also clown's pocket, wizard's sleeve

"It was like throwing a stick down an alleyway, her muff was like a welly top"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Hell Welly

Referring to a heavily diseased vagina or 'Welly top'

'I was well in to her until her pants came off and the hell welly came out. I could do without a dose of whatever horrors that fucker harbours'

by Sumb Thucker December 8, 2021