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when you ejaculate in a womans hair mutiple times.
i want to wilky your fro so badly
wilky by jonny_w123@hotmail.com June 25, 2009
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Wilky or Willky is to carry out an act of pointless abuse in an attempt to create humour. This attempt subsequently fails miserably and that person looks like a complete moron.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.
Dude, stop being a Wilky.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.
Wilky by aninsidejoker June 17, 2009
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To have bad aim and try to stimulate the asshole instead of the pussy.
"I tried to finger her but I pulled a Wilky"

wilky button 

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.
As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.
wilky button by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005

Nasty Wilky 

When you take a big enough shit that it clogs an industrialized toilet.
Nathan: Bro don't go in there i took a nasty wilky

Ryan: God dammit, where am I supposed to take my shit?
Nasty Wilky by Taye Biddle November 14, 2011

Milky Wilky 

The act of a man taking a shit on another man or woman's face, while jizzing all over his or her chest.
Hoyl fuck, Ryan just took a sticky milky wilky on Jaison.

Disco Wilky

the number 1 party dj on the world wide web
Disco wilky - are you ready to party?
Disco Wilky by anon November 20, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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