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Wilky or Willky is to carry out an act of pointless abuse in an attempt to create humour. This attempt subsequently fails miserably and that person looks like a complete moron.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.
Dude, stop being a Wilky.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.
Wilky by aninsidejoker June 17, 2009
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To have bad aim and try to stimulate the asshole instead of the pussy.
"I tried to finger her but I pulled a Wilky"

wilky button 

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.
As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.
wilky button by cunninglinguist April 27, 2005

Nasty Wilky 

When you take a big enough shit that it clogs an industrialized toilet.
Nathan: Bro don't go in there i took a nasty wilky

Ryan: God dammit, where am I supposed to take my shit?
Nasty Wilky by Taye Biddle November 14, 2011

Milky Wilky 

The act of a man taking a shit on another man or woman's face, while jizzing all over his or her chest.
Hoyl fuck, Ryan just took a sticky milky wilky on Jaison.

Disco Wilky

the number 1 party dj on the world wide web
Disco wilky - are you ready to party?
Disco Wilky by anon November 20, 2003
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