The act of a man taking a shit on another man or woman's face, while jizzing all over his or her chest.
by BigBootyBitchestimes3 October 16, 2011
You can be a milkie wilkie, but you have to be the legend who really wants a girl firned. He does not ask girls about but he really likes them and wishes the girl would. Also, you gotta be an absolute lad, best at everything, and don't forget how big his love for William Johnson is (#HUGE)
I wish I was a Milkie Wilkie
by Sam is a dumb dumbdumb l November 9, 2020