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Wilhelm II 

The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
Wilhelm II by geekoutbitches February 28, 2011
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Wilhelm II 

The Kaiser of the German Empire during WWI. His terrible decisions such as firing Bismarck, backing Austria, and continuing Unrestricted Submarine Warfare led to Germany's loss in WWI. The cause and effect of his actions eventually led to the abolishing of the German monarchy and the rise of Hitler. All in all, he was a living shitpost.
Some people talking about bad decisions and the Kaiser of the German Empire during WWI: Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Person 1: "Dude, not getting my permit at 15 was the stupidest decision of my life."
Person 2: "Still not as stupid as some of the stuff Kaiser Wilhelm did..."

Person 1: "Who?"
Person 2: "Kaiser Wilhelm: the Kaiser of Germany during WWI, he wasn't very bright."

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen

Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen or for short Wilhelm II was the last Kaiser/emperor of Germany,forming the millitary alliance called the Central Powers,so central,that the Ottoman"Empire" was part of it in WWI.He had a very ambitious plan of defeating both France and Russia,but it failed and Germany along with Austro-Hungary,who had the House Of Habsburg,The Ottoman Empire and Bulgaria were considered losers and the Entente consisting of Russia,UK,France,Greece,USA,Portugal,Belgium and Romania grained territory(mostly Romania got thiccer).Wilhelm II left his position and the Weimar Republic was formed,and germany was 800Billion dollars in debd to mostly UK,France and USA.
Kaiser Wilhelm II Von Hohelnzollen was the Kaiser of Germany in WW1

Wilhelmina 

A true Savage in all aspects of life. She is a crazy person but very fun to be around. Definitely a keeper if you ever find one.
Wilhelmina is an icee Savage and can drink the largest container on her own.
Wilhelmina by Futurenp March 14, 2017

Wilhelmina 

Feminine name of Dutch (Netherlands) origin.

The male versions: Will, Wilhelm, or William.
Noteworthy: Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, Wilhelmina Modeling agency
Nicknames: Willa, Willie, Mina, Wilma, Minnie
Pronounced willamina, the "h" is silent
Wilhelmina is a name perfect for an intelligent, beautiful, and sweet female with a gental and funloving demeanor. Sophisticated and determined.
Wilhelmina by Queen Wilhelmina June 16, 2011

wilhelmine 

A sexy, clever, attractive and musically talented girl who is a big pitch to swing your bat at. She strikes you out swinging if you are an average batter like 99%.
She is the definition of what a hot girl should be. If you're a NY Mets fan, it is WillieBall to hit a homerun...
John: "Dam I struck out again! What should that say?"
Al: "I bet you are a beta orbiter. Was it Wilhelmine?"
John: "Yep...you know her?"
Al: "I batted a homerun last night!!!"
John: "Lucky turd!"
wilhelmine by Kennydickhead March 22, 2017

Wilhelmine 

Wilhelmine is the most beautiful girl you have ever met. She can be not only a girl but a sister, a friend, a best friend, and a BFF. There is only one like her. A Wilhelmine is a caring person. She is also smart, but not in a nerdy way. She also be one of the coolest person you have ever met. She is just the perfect friend for you.
Wilhelmine- a Germán name.
Wilhelmine by Wendoly November 7, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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