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Being so gay it hurts
Chad is such a Germán becAuse I saw him staring at brads ass
germán by HeyBroIAmNotGermán June 28, 2019
An epic gamer who sends you memes every day and hails Luis Fonsi and Despacito . He always plays Persona 5 or smash and sometimes is extremelty cringe.
Feder: DespacitOoOoOooOo
Luca: Bruh, you're just like Germán
Germán (meaning warrior) is a pretty rare name that you won't hear very often. He is fun and loving , though sarcastic. You'll enjoy his company because he has always got something interesting to say. He brings all sorts of memes and is surrounded by girls 24/7 . His way of showing love is rather unique (basically being rude like all the time). Germáns are tall, pretty and seem to love choccy milk /hj. He has a magnetic personality and secretly enjoys getting praised. He plays his roles perfectly. He tends to stay quiet and doesn't really like interacting with people other than his friends and family. Never get on his bad side. This person is a very precious one , he acts all tough and mighty but he's actually very sensitive and fragile on the inside which makes him cUtE asf no homo :D . Consider yourself hella hella and HELLA lucky to have a Germán in your boring ass life or if you ever meet one , dont let him go (pro advice)
"Germán has 11037 simps because of his magnetic personality"
Germán by mybrotherispog September 19, 2021
Germán is a wonderful companion. He is a good, intelligent man, with a pure heart. He takes his time to do things, sometimes he needs to be supported. If you win his heart, he will be faithful and sincere to you.
Germán is a great man.
Germán by Namesbyme November 23, 2021
Germán es un hombre carismatico y bello en ocasiones inseguro pero y timido pero muy salvaje en lo privado, trata de seducirte con palabras y al final siempre consigue a todas las chicas en su cama.
Ayer me lié con Germán 3 veces y besa super bien.
Germán by Alberto Galatea November 23, 2021
1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
german by Tabitha Elkins August 30, 2008