Widdering

Gaining sexual pleasure from using a bidet, or alternatively, evangelizing for the usage of bidets.

Cole: my toot is all caked up with thick mud from all these sandwiches I’ve been eating.

Ben (quivering with sexual excitement): Bro you have to get a bidet. You’ll love it. I can show you the best ones to get. Just thinking about it is getting me har- I mean I can help you install it, it’s not hard!

Cole: Stop Widdering me!

Widdering by lil_kev January 7, 2023

windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.

“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
“Done”
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

wandering trader by iminmemumscarvroomvroom June 3, 2021

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

Wittering

Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.

Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?

Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010

Wondering Wanker 

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

Wondering Wanker by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010

withering away 

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

withering away by muph August 4, 2021