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windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.
windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014
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windexing 

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.
Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.
windexing by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windexing 

A type of laugh that somewhat similar to the sound of a windex spray bottle
When I saw that tweet, I was windexing so hard.
Windexing by camdza_ February 21, 2017

windexing 

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.
Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.
windexing by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

Windexing 

When you laugh like a broken winded bottle sounds.
Dude, Phil stop getting high and windexing all day.

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
“Yes. Kill it immediately”
Done
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”

Just wondering 

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.
Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."
Just wondering by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011
Word of the Day on April 12, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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