Fakies

A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.

Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!

by EliteDanTheMan January 08, 2011

Bigglies

Basically a combination of the words big and jiggly pluralized to describe a set of big and jiggly titties. Similar to Tig Ol' Bitties, but not to be confused with Fakies.

God damn Earl, look at the Bigglies on that chick. If they're fake they got me fooled.

by EliteDanTheMan January 08, 2011

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 17, 2010