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whoreitus 

A disease which turns you into a whore. It can not be cured
Ethan has a major case of Whoreitus
whoreitus by UnicornFluff21 December 13, 2014
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whoritude 

The state of mind of being a whore; the attitude associated with being a slut. This encompasses many types of sluttiness, including whoring oneself out for networking or professional purposes.
Person 1: What do I do? I hate this networking crap.
Person 2: Get your whoritude on.

Person 1: My roommate comes in every night at 2:30 AM making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. Why is she so fucking inconsiderate?
Person 2: It's her whoritude.
whoritude by thisisonlytemporary August 27, 2010
Ella es la whorita
Whorita by Bd_soccer June 29, 2017

Whorefit 

the type of outfit a whore, slut, or hooker would wear; usually very short and revealing, may show vag
heey girl have you seen my new whorefit, i can't sit or get out of cars without pulling a britney
Whorefit by hotlikearizona March 20, 2010

Post Whoreitus

A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.
Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus
Post Whoreitus by Sean Blake July 24, 2006

Whorities 

1. Collection of qualities exclusive to whores and the whore-like.

2. General class of qualities possessed by women like:

Bar Sluts
Bus Station Skanks
Sorority Members (or Sorostitutes)
Actual Whores
Business Whores

Non-Inclusive List of Whorities: Immorality, infidelity, smuttiness, sluttyness, horniness, bisexuality, disrespect for self, empowerment through sex, nymphomania, and extreme variance in sexual partners.
Realist 1: Those sorority girls are ripe with whorities.

Realist 2: Yes, and their mothers would be ashamed of this, except for the fact that whorities are first learned in the home.

Realist 1: True Dat. Their mothers are guilty of the same whorities.
Whorities by The AntiGreek June 10, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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