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whoritude 

The state of mind of being a whore; the attitude associated with being a slut. This encompasses many types of sluttiness, including whoring oneself out for networking or professional purposes.
Person 1: What do I do? I hate this networking crap.
Person 2: Get your whoritude on.

Person 1: My roommate comes in every night at 2:30 AM making out with a random douchebag and wakes me up. Why is she so fucking inconsiderate?
Person 2: It's her whoritude.
whoritude by thisisonlytemporary August 27, 2010
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whoritude 

thank you for not holding my whoritude against me

Scale of Whoritude 

0 - Eye contact
1/4 - Hugging
1/2 - Hand holding
2/3 - Cuddling
1 - Kissing
2 - Kissing whilst cuddling
3 - Making out whilst sitting or standing
4 - Making out whilst cuddling
5 - Making out on top of someone
6 - Feeling up
7 - Fingering/handjob
8 - Fingering/handjob with orgasm
9 - Oral
10 - Sex
Girl #1 - "Gurl! Have you 10ed him yet?"
Girl #2 - "Naw, we've only 8ed. Do you think I'm some kind of whore?"
Girl #1 - "Well, you 7ed on the first date, so I figured you've 10ed by now."
Girl #2 - "Shut yo ass up, bitch!"

Boy - "Hayy, let's 10."
Girl - "Hayyy, no thanks."

Girl - "We 1/2ed and it was really cute!"

Boy - "How far on the Scale of Whoritude have you gone?"
Girl - "I've only 1ed."
Scale of Whoritude by kapsta June 23, 2009

Wokitude 

Noun: The behavioral intersection between wokeness and a bad attitude about life.
Geez, that guy has a real bad case of wokitude...he just seems angry all the time.
Wokitude by La Pluma May 12, 2021

Fagmium Whoride 

The molecule essential to homosexual, promiscuous life. It is made up of fagmium and whoron. It is represented by the symbol FgWh. This molecule is poisonous to all other living organisms. Organisms poisoned by this molecule practise the act of whoriding.
'Johnny is having an asthmatic attack!'

' Get the FgWh mask!'

'Tyrone be whoriding, I'm finna bust a cap in his ass.'

'Chill, he has Fagmium Whoride poisoning.'

whorture 

the pain associated with having an emotional connection to a loose woman.

seeing her date so soon after our breakup was pure whorture.

whorture by mentalmagnate March 23, 2009

whorider 

To show up uninvited and/or not know when to leave resulting in the impairment of someone else's experience, goals, or plans.
Those whoriders prevented me from getting my d-dub.
whorider by neverwhoriding March 16, 2009
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