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whoreitus 

a very serious illness that turns you into a whore. (mainly affects men)
omg? did you hear that john has whoreitus? i feel bad for him.
whoreitus by whoreitus December 2, 2020

Post Whoreitus

A condition whereby you can't stop yourself from Post Whoring on web forums. You have an addiction to the buzz of getting replys and growing a thread. You measure your ego & status by your post count. You know this is sad and you'd like to get on with real life but you can't help yourself.
Most of AWOT have Post Whoreitus
Post Whoreitus by Sean Blake July 24, 2006

whorehoused 

an unfavorable outcome; to be completely screwed; to be out of options
He only gave me $5 for that dime sack? You gotta be shitting me, I got whorehoused.
whorehoused by JTisKing April 20, 2010

whorebrush 

someone whose full of theirself and acts like a whore(if you dont know what whore means your too young go home) that one person that you know likes to brush other people's hair.
Woah, you know that girl maddie?
yeah.
shes such a whorebrush.
whorebrush by The Queenn March 18, 2014

Hillbilly whorehouse 

A brothel that is run by a hillbilly male wherein he pimps out all of his direct female relatives including his mother, wives and daughters to other hillbilly's(male relatives get preference). Hillbilly whorehouses are widespread throughout the southern states of America and are known to be incest hot-spots as well as fronts for moonshine running.
Travis: "Damn Pa, ma rode me like a rodeo horse at the hillbilly whorehouse last night".

Pa: "If ya think your mamma's good you gotta try your sister Tiffany she had me groaning like a nascar engine".

Whorehouse 

The common iPhone auto-correct for Whitehouse, but apple got one right this time.
1. "Mommy, I'm taking a tour of the whorehouse today!"
Whorehouse by Whorehouse#2 November 4, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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