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whoreganist 

An organist that possesses the qualities of being a whore.
"That whoreganist surely knows how to use her fingers well!"
whoreganist by adamtj1213 February 25, 2010

Whoreganised 

when a person (generally a female) has developed a routine of sluttiness and structured their life around their whorish duties.
I am very whoreganised, as I can fit all of my day to day whore duties into my schedule.
Whoreganised by hanwhore October 17, 2009

Whoreganism 

A woman so devoted to being a whore, slut, cunt and or bitch that the persons genetic makeup changes to that of the "Whoreganism". Directly comparable to the single celled Amoeba, it easily swallows younger and less experienced sluts whole.
When multiple "Whoreganism" class females are in the same area, bystanders might feel the physical effects of the subtle underlying whore competition and claim to be victims of a "Whoreganized Assault".
Markus: "Hey look over there, its your ex-girlfriend!"
Bill: "Holy shit Markus, you spotted a whorganism!"

Jimbo: "Damn, that bitch is on my nerves."
Dean: "Its ok, in the end she is just another thirsty whoreganism"

Sarah: "Oh my god Madison look at that double headed jelly dong!"
Madison: "You are such a whoreganism Sarah, don't look in my closet!"

Eli: "Dude, what happened in there?"
David: "Some kind of whoreganized assault, don't look directly at it dude."
Whoreganism by diddlebait December 14, 2008

Whoreganize 

The process of organizing your schedule of multiple ho's so that none of 'em find out about the others.
Playa gotta stay whoreganized!
Whoreganize by Sir Shiksa-lot January 11, 2014

Whoreganize 

The act of whoring yourself out while organizing.
Girl, I was cleanin, payin bills on line, and suckin his dick
He told me,"dam girl, you's Whoreganizing!"
So apparently I can Whoreganize

whoreganize 

When a really slutty man/woman has a very specific list of people that they want to sleep with.
"Nicole's not very happy in her marriage, i hear she's even whoreganized a list of people she wants to cheat on her husband with!"
whoreganize by JayTee24 February 19, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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