whoreganise
My friend said he would whoreganise me a job at his company. His boss is a total cougar and he owes me a favour.
whoreganise by Heidi Edelmuller March 11, 2008
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Whoremanism
Whore-ish behavior has become so disgustingly normal in this world (JUST LISTEN TO TODAY’S MUSIC AND LOOK AT SOCIAL MEDIA). It’s gone too far—it might as well be considered it’s own religion! Behold: “WHOREMANISM”: the religious-like practice of being a whore...
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
*Practices and SYMPTOMS include:
- Demonstrating whore-ish tendencies and thought patterns.
- Sleeping around or expressing the desire to.
- Crippling narcissism and insecurity in regards to relationships (status).
- Consistently dirty-minded (and use of nasty words).
- Dancing, posing, or singing PROVOCATIVELY.
- Wearing provocative clothing, loads of makeup (to the point no one knows what you actually look like), and undergoing EXCESSIVE unnatural enhancements (for others’ liking/attention/approval and not your own).
Jenny: “Hey! Have you seen Virginia’s latest post?”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
John: “No... what is it? Is it worse than last week’s bikini picture? I swear those bottoms were actually a thong...”
Jenny: “It’s much worst. This week, she took a selfie on the toilet with a Lillie pop in her mouth... and she’s not wearing pants! It’s so freaking nasty.”
John: “Ew. There’s that Whoremanism.”
Jenny: “Yeah, it’s like the only thing she’s devoted to—never a man.”
John: *Shudders “Try being one of her exes.”
Whoremanism by TCRS* June 17, 2020
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whoreganist by adamtj1213 February 25, 2010
Whoreganised
when a person (generally a female) has developed a routine of sluttiness and structured their life around their whorish duties.
Whoreganised by hanwhore October 17, 2009
Whoreganism
A woman so devoted to being a whore, slut, cunt and or bitch that the persons genetic makeup changes to that of the "Whoreganism". Directly comparable to the single celled Amoeba, it easily swallows younger and less experienced sluts whole.
When multiple "Whoreganism" class females are in the same area, bystanders might feel the physical effects of the subtle underlying whore competition and claim to be victims of a "Whoreganized Assault".
When multiple "Whoreganism" class females are in the same area, bystanders might feel the physical effects of the subtle underlying whore competition and claim to be victims of a "Whoreganized Assault".
Markus: "Hey look over there, its your ex-girlfriend!"
Bill: "Holy shit Markus, you spotted a whorganism!"
Jimbo: "Damn, that bitch is on my nerves."
Dean: "Its ok, in the end she is just another thirsty whoreganism"
Sarah: "Oh my god Madison look at that double headed jelly dong!"
Madison: "You are such a whoreganism Sarah, don't look in my closet!"
Eli: "Dude, what happened in there?"
David: "Some kind of whoreganized assault, don't look directly at it dude."
Bill: "Holy shit Markus, you spotted a whorganism!"
Jimbo: "Damn, that bitch is on my nerves."
Dean: "Its ok, in the end she is just another thirsty whoreganism"
Sarah: "Oh my god Madison look at that double headed jelly dong!"
Madison: "You are such a whoreganism Sarah, don't look in my closet!"
Eli: "Dude, what happened in there?"
David: "Some kind of whoreganized assault, don't look directly at it dude."
Whoreganism by diddlebait December 14, 2008
whoreganic
So-called organic, natural, fair-trade, or other "green" merchandise whose certification, commitment to the environment, and/or general "green"-ness is doubtful.
1) I'm not falling for Wal-Mart's whoreganic food.
2) $15 organic cotton GAP t-shirt? That's gotta be whoreganic.
2) $15 organic cotton GAP t-shirt? That's gotta be whoreganic.
whoreganic by YoroshikuNe December 1, 2010
Whoreganize
The process of organizing your schedule of multiple ho's so that none of 'em find out about the others.
Whoreganize by Sir Shiksa-lot January 11, 2014
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