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whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.
You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.
whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunities 

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.
"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

tittery whoppet 

a woman's vagina, the female organ of sexual intercourse
my tittery whoppet hurts.
tittery whoppet by jinsoo October 25, 2006

whoppertunity 

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.
Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.
whoppertunity by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

whoppertunity 

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.
At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.
whoppertunity by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Bog whoppet 

a fat shit which wont flush down the toilet
shut up u fat bog whoppet