Whoppest

A word used to describe someone as being the best at whopper.

Aw maaayn you da whoppest!

by Baybe-g October 15, 2012

whoppertunity

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.

You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.

by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunities

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004

tittery whoppet

a woman's vagina, the female organ of sexual intercourse

my tittery whoppet hurts.

by jinsoo October 25, 2006

whoppertunity

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.

Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.

by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

whoppertunity

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.

At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.

by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Bog whoppet

a fat shit which wont flush down the toilet

shut up u fat bog whoppet

by Gdk beetlethug May 30, 2025