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whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.
You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.
whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunities 

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.
"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

tittery whoppet 

my tittery whoppet hurts.
tittery whoppet by jinsoo October 25, 2006

whoppertunity 

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.
whoppertunity by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

whoppertunity 

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.
At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.
whoppertunity by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Bog whoppet 

shut up u fat bog whoppet