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whoppertunity 

The opportunity to purchase a delicious flame broiled Whopper or Whopper Junior from Burger King.
You're hungry? Well we passed a BK 6 blocks ago, but there's no way I'm going all the way back there. Sorry, you missed your whoppertunity.
whoppertunity by BobBoberBobest February 18, 2011

whoppertunities 

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.
"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

tittery whoppet 

a woman's vagina, the female organ of sexual intercourse
my tittery whoppet hurts.
tittery whoppet by jinsoo October 25, 2006

whoppertunity 

an opportunity to be that which you are-LOVE

A friend said to me once - I envy the whoppertunities you're about to have. She insisted she'd said 'opportunities' but I heard whoppertunities.
Today's world holds infinite whoppertunities.
whoppertunity by Mary Hayhoe December 10, 2004

whoppertunity 

Da chance to either chow down on a scrumptious Burger King sandwich or tell an absurdly-inflated tale.
At da Possum Loge meeting, Hap Shaughnessy claimed to have won da Port Asbestos burger-eating contest for da past several years, but I suspect dat it was just his availing himself of a whoppertunity to try to ego-boostingly impress his fellow foolishly-macho buddies.
whoppertunity by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Bog whoppet 

a fat shit which wont flush down the toilet
shut up u fat bog whoppet
Bog whoppet by Gdk beetlethug May 30, 2025
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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