Whale Milk

A delicious beverage invented by Spelda. Much better than regular cow milk and less disgusting than goat milk. Coming soon in Chocolate and Strawberry.

When all the cows die out, you'll want a glass.

by Poison333 May 1, 2005

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

Milk whale

When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.

"Damn, I just milk whaled her."

"Let's milk whale."

"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."

by takethistoyourcave July 14, 2016

The Whole Milk Phenomenon

When your're drinking a fresh, cold glass of whole milk with a chocolatey dessert and physically cannot stop drinking until the glass is completely empty.

person 1: "why cant i stop drinking whole milk?!!?!?"

person 2: "the whole milk phenomenon."

by Dr.Steph M(ilk) October 15, 2018

Whole Milk

A person of the fullest quality, not being watered down. Used to describe someone who is extremely genuine and has the purest intentions.

The thoughtful and sentimental letter Timmy sent Sally reaffirmed his reputation as being whole milk.

by Alcibiades123 March 22, 2021

Whole Milk

Jumbo breasts that resemble those which belong to the stereo typical full figured dairy farmer.

"Why don't you date someone your age?"

"Dude, cougars rocking whole milk drive me up a wall!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

Whole Milk

The Most Superior Kind Of Milk. Followed by 2%

We can all agree that, SKIM MILK FUCKING SUCKS ASS

2% milk or Whole Milk?

by The Milk Man™ May 23, 2020