Whafer

Someone who is to stupid to understand a joke.

Wow Landry is such a Whafer

by Jerry Boyer May 20, 2020

Nilla Wafer

AAVE slang derived from a brand of sweet snack that’s similar to a vanilla wafer. It describes a light skinned Caucasian person. Depending on usage it can be said neutrally, cheekily, or condescendingly. It can have implications similar to the slang “vanilla wafer” referring to a person who is unadventurous. In that context “nilla wafer” suggests a person has little exposure to cultural media, customs, and cuisine outside of their white racial experiences.

“I saw her on that show where she was booty shaking and trying to rap. I was like, ‘Okay, nilla wafer.’”

by lovely rat kitten September 29, 2022

No wafer

Low quality, midsy, subpar.

Got this bud in mass, absolutely no wafer

by Colonel_lingus710 October 1, 2021

Vanilla Wafer

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.

I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!

by Brendan Buss February 8, 2009

Blue Whaler

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).

Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.

by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Ram Wafer

The male version of a slam piece. Some guy you want to/have sex with, without any emotional attachment.

Maggie: Where are you going tonight?
Nancy: Pay a visit to my ram wafer.

by Hoodrat For life October 7, 2009

communion wafers

Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.

The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...

Communion wafers.

by Person11234 June 8, 2019