Wh’if 

Stands for when and if

Yeah we will do that wh’if I come over

Wh’if by Hey hey girl March 23, 2019

whifflash 

A range of injuries caused to the neck by or related to a sudden emission of flatulence.

Who farted? Someone just gave me whifflash...

whifflash by Quacking Kickmonkey January 6, 2014

whiffle dick 

When a man has an std so bad that his dick is full of holes resembling a whiffle ball

My bro has been with so many prostitutes he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick May 4, 2018

whiffle dick 

A man with untreated, very bad , venereal disease, his penis is full of holes like a whiffle ball

Bronco should of went to the doctor years ago, now he has whiffle dick

whiffle dick by Square Dick March 2, 2018

whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

whiffle bat by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

Crack whiff 

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

Crack whiff by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019

whiff and stiff 

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

whiff and stiff by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007