Whiffen

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An asexual roll of fat that resembles Jaba the Hutt. He's a hardass that never leaves his desk, even to hand out papers. When he walks, the floor shakes. He spends every saturday morning watching the dog show, and hates poodles.

He can annihilate a McDonald's cheeseburger in two bites, and he breathes in the fries like stray spores.

Legend says he eats his enemies.

Goddamn, I never see Whiffen outside of his car! Always through the drive-through at McDonalds!

Whiffen by heyi'mastudent May 18, 2009

Words you can keep

whiffen

attention whore, someone who needs the rep of being a slut to get through the day, loves sexual activity.

she hooked up with him?! she is such a whiffen.

whiffen by crazydonkey222 October 21, 2010

Related Words

Whiffen • whiffenomics • whiffenpoof • whiffenpuff • whiffer • Whiffed • Whiffet • whiffing • whiffed on it • Whiffed Up

Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats

My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.

Piff Whiffer by benparfae11 December 9, 2008

whiffed on it

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

whiffed on it by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009

nelly whiffer

A person that goes around sniffing the seats on ladies bicycles.

Where's Brad? Oh, he's out by the bicycle rack again.... he's such a nelly whiffer!

nelly whiffer by fornbornft March 23, 2014

Weenie Whiffer

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a weenie whiffer.

Weenie Whiffer by sbo March 7, 2009

milly whiffer

One who sniffs the biycle seats of his peers.

Bob was a caught Milly-Whiffing his friends bike.

milly whiffer by Anonymous July 12, 2003

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026