Whiffen

An asexual roll of fat that resembles Jaba the Hutt. He's a hardass that never leaves his desk, even to hand out papers. When he walks, the floor shakes. He spends every saturday morning watching the dog show, and hates poodles.

He can annihilate a McDonald's cheeseburger in two bites, and he breathes in the fries like stray spores.

Legend says he eats his enemies.

Goddamn, I never see Whiffen outside of his car! Always through the drive-through at McDonalds!

by heyi'mastudent May 18, 2009

whiffen

attention whore, someone who needs the rep of being a slut to get through the day, loves sexual activity.

she hooked up with him?! she is such a whiffen.

by crazydonkey222 October 21, 2010

Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats

My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.

by benparfae11 December 9, 2008

whiffed on it

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009

nelly whiffer

A person that goes around sniffing the seats on ladies bicycles.

Where's Brad? Oh, he's out by the bicycle rack again.... he's such a nelly whiffer!

by fornbornft March 23, 2014

Weenie Whiffer

A homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a weenie whiffer.

by sbo March 7, 2009

milly whiffer

One who sniffs the biycle seats of his peers.

Bob was a caught Milly-Whiffing his friends bike.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003