Whākt'

A Māori-twisted version of fucked, used when something is properly ruined, broken, cooked, beyond saving, or just a total write-off. The word carries the same hopelessness and dramatic flair as the original, but with a distinctly Kiwi edge that makes the disaster sound almost poetic.

“My ute failed its WOF again. It’s absolutely whākt'.”

“Bro, the Greens are whākt' if they keep playing politics like that.”

“I opened the fridge and the milk was whākt'. Straight in the bin.”

Whākt' by Matua Kahurangi December 5, 2025

What's wrong with your head 

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.

Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

What's wrong with your head by will bitten February 9, 2017

what in the goddamn 

You know that dumbass thing Benny says in FNV when you first meet back up with home on the Strip? Generally used when you encounter something you cannot believe, or refuse to believe.

"What in the goddamn?"

what in the goddamn by MalpaisLanius October 7, 2017

What the Zuck 

The phrase was Created in 2007 By the developer and programer of informative website; WhatTheZuck.net

Zuckerberg/FB; The biggest data collector of them all, Facebook, is not some benign social media company. Facebook is planning on the Singularity (advanced AI).
Zuckerberg says he is not afraid of AI.

Why would he be afraid of AI if he's controlling it? Please refer website WhatTHeZuck.net Here you will let into a small sample of the invasion to all your personal information and data released and sold to Employers, Insurance Companies, Government Agencies, Google, Amazon the list is endless. The webpage is proven factual information on DANGERS of FaceBook and Mark Zuckerberg. Americans and everyone worldwide have no clue to the dangers being collected, STORED and sold by ZUCK.

It's time to fight back.

It's time to say WE WILL NOT GET ZUCKED BY ZUCK.

What the Zuck, Zuck is profiting in a huge Zucking way on individuals sharing information to family and friends on ZuckBook. Why The Zuck this is being allowed by everyone. Zuck is Zucking everyone who has an account on ZuckBook. What the Zuck Dont Zucking think you can delete your account either, What The Zuck you Zucking cant.

What the Zuck is used in negative form replacing any word you choose. Zuck or What the Zuck is reference made without saying an explicit word to offend others. Zuck that.

What the Zuck by Zuckit April 23, 2018

What the rat 

An alternative to the outdated phrase "What the nasty", because rats are nasty. Rarely used outside of Massachusetts private high schools. A suitable family-friendly substitution for "what the f**k".

Masshole 1: Bro, I saw your girl talking it up with another dude at ultimate frisbee practice.
Masshole 2: Bro, what the rat?
Masshole 1: I feel you bro.

What the rat by Moderate Girth April 11, 2017

what a fucking nigger 

PewDiePie's catchphrase

PewDiePie - *playing PUBG* What a fucking nigger. Jeez oh my god. What the fuck. Sorry but what the fuck.

what a fucking nigger by pseudoniac January 3, 2018

What doth life? 

"What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion?

Or is it vice re-versa?"

Xavier: What doth life?..life....life.......life..

What doth life? by Apple Shampoo May 18, 2011